Marlon Wayans Responds to Home Robbery: “I Don’t Own Anything Valuable”

by bollywoodfever · 05/07/2024

Marlon Wayans addresses the recent robbery at his L.A. home, humorously stating that the thieves didn’t get much because he doesn’t own valuable items. Read his response and the details of the incident.

Bollywood Fever: Marlon Wayans has a message for the robbers who targeted his Los Angeles area home last week: they picked the wrong person to steal from because he “doesn’t own s***.” The actor took to Instagram to break his silence about the incident, reassuring his concerned followers that the thieves didn’t make off with much due to his lack of valuable possessions.

In the video, Marlon explained, “The most valuable thing in my house is my house. So, unless you’re gonna put that sh** on a truck and drag it away, then, yeah, man, you did well, but I don’t own sh**.” He emphasized that he’s not a flashy person and reiterated in his caption that he lives a “simple life with his two cats and a 1994 Range Rover that would need to be jumpstarted to steal because its battery is dead.”

Marlon Wayans Responds to Home Robbery: "I Don't Own Anything Valuable"

Marlon also issued a light-hearted warning to potential future robbers, saying, “I repeat I don’t own sh** valuable. I don’t have a bunch of cash or jewelry. Please pick a better 🎯 thank you and love you… still.“

The robbery occurred while Marlon was not at home, but his brother Keenen Ivory Wayans was present. The two thieves shattered a back window to enter the house. Fortunately, Keenen was unhurt and did not encounter the intruders. The police have launched an investigation, but no arrests have been made so far.

Marlon’s humorous and candid response highlights his down-to-earth lifestyle and serves as a reminder that appearances can be deceiving when it comes to perceived wealth. While the incident is undoubtedly unsettling, Marlon’s reaction offers a bit of levity in the face of adversity.